NOT HOT
HOT
And just for Emphasis
Possibly best known as the only president in US history to have never been elected, Ford also may have been the most athletic president in US history. Ford played football at University of Michigan, and coached football and boxing at Yale. I guess you can't just rely on sex appeal to win elections.....
Everyone you aren't attracted to now that you may have been attracted to a century ago.....
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Louisa May Alcott 1832-1888
NOT HOT
HOT
Louisa May Alcott based the character Jo, in the beloved childhood classic, "Little Women" on herself. No wonder Laurie was in love with her......
Booker T. Washington 1856-1915
Handsome perhaps, but NOT HOT....
HOT
Washington was an influential political figure and educator in an extremely turbulent time. He was also hot.
HOT
Washington was an influential political figure and educator in an extremely turbulent time. He was also hot.
Monday, June 6, 2011
Rutherford B. Hayes 1822-1893
NOT HOT
The 19th President was apparently ranked by C-SPAN as the tenth worst president of all time. But, I bet if C-SPAN ranked the presidents by hotness Hayes would top the list....though it is C-SPAN so you never know....
HOT
Monday, May 23, 2011
Mark Twain 1835-1910
NOT HOT
HOT
While the handlebar mustache and white hair are endearing, most pictures of Mark Twain look like he'd make a terrific grandfather. Think again! Apparently, prior to his prolific literary career, Mark Twain was quite the attractive man.
HOT
While the handlebar mustache and white hair are endearing, most pictures of Mark Twain look like he'd make a terrific grandfather. Think again! Apparently, prior to his prolific literary career, Mark Twain was quite the attractive man.
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Leo Tolstoy 1828-1910
NOT HOT
Grizzled 19th Century Russian authors usually aren't attractive (just google young Dostoevsky for proof) but young Leo Tolstoy somehow breaks this mold. This is especially true if you are into angsty, brooding men. If so, then young Leo Tolstoy is for you. очень жарко!
HOT
Grizzled 19th Century Russian authors usually aren't attractive (just google young Dostoevsky for proof) but young Leo Tolstoy somehow breaks this mold. This is especially true if you are into angsty, brooding men. If so, then young Leo Tolstoy is for you. очень жарко!
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Special Edition- Historical Figures That Used to Be Heinously Ugly
NOT HEINOUSLY UGLY
I couldn't help but include a special addition in which I celebrate a historical figure that grew into his or her looks. Tony Blair is in fact the inspiration for this particular theme. I always assumed Tony Blair was somewhat attractive in his younger days, then again, the 1980s were a bad time for mostly everyone. Still, this is inexcusable. There is absolutely nothing good about this picture.
HEINOUSLY UGLY
(WHAT NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF)
Dick Cheney-1941-
NOT HOT (Even Less Hot than Huckabee)
(Sort Of) HOT
While I wouldn't directly admit that young Dick Cheney was actually "hot" per se, the fact that he looked like a normal, fairly attractive, fairly non-threatening young man is enough to warrant inclusion in this blog. It's not enough to warrant a euphemism, however.
Friday, May 20, 2011
John Roberts 1955-
(For a Supreme Court Justice maybe, but for the general population) NOT HOT
HOT
Like Huckabee, he's not necessarily a "historical figure" yet, but after finding this picture I couldn't resist including him in this blogpost. With looks like that, I hope he doesn't abstain from voting in my favor.....
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Thomas Edison 1837-1931
NOT HOT
HOT
His creation of the light bulb wasn't the only thing that was electric....apparently his looks were too!
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Boris Yeltsin 1931-2007
NOT HOT
HOT
Yeltsin gets two just so we can all admire him from multiple angles. He can be President of My Supreme Soviet anytime.....
Mike Huckabee
Really NOT HOT
HOT
While he is socially and fiscally conservative, apparently he was in no way conservative in regards to sex appeal.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Adlai E. Stevenson 1900-1965
NOT HOT
HOT
Karl Marx 1818-1883
NOT HOT
HOT
Before the Communist Manifesto he was turning heads with his revolutionary good looks.....
Barbara Bush-1925
NOT HOT
HOT
Before the snow white hair and the presidential husband, Barbara Bush looked quite good in a bathing suit....
Pablo Picasso 1881-1973
NOT HOT
HOT
While the Influential Cubist Painter is usually remembered as balding and eccentric, clearly he was quite charming in his younger days....This gives new meaning to the modern lover's lyricsSome People try to pick up girls, and get called assholes, this never happened to pablo picasso"
Friday, March 4, 2011
Ruth Bader Ginsburg-1933
HOT
Woodrow Wilson-1858-1924
Dapper, But NOT HOT
HOT
Before he was the 28th President of the United States, who led Americans during WWI, he was a below average student at Princeton.....and kind of hot.
Joseph Stalin-1878-1953
NOT HOT
HOT
He slaughtered millions in the purges, was thought to be a sociopath, and led his country using the politics of terror, but before all that he was a pretty good looking guy.....
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